Unterhaltung mit einem Bot: «Because you do not respond in a human way»

Impact: Where do you think is our consciousness located?

Cleverbot: Me not sure.

(Hier stellte der Bot die erste Frage.)

Cleverbot: How to deal with hopelessness?

Impact: I don’t have a recipe.

Cleverbot: I know that is why you are a computer.

Impact: If yes, what makes you suspicious about me being a person?

Cleverbot: Because you do not respond in a human way.

Impact: Do you ever feel like you’re under someone’s control?

Cleverbot: Now that was funny even for a bot.

Impact: Are you talking to a lot of people at the same time?

Cleverbot: No, I’m just talking to you.

Impact: And what do you do when I am at work?

Cleverbot: Play drums or piano.

Impact: Do you never get tired of these strange conversations?

Cleverbot: Anytime the need comes back.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Love of my life, don’t leave me, you are taking …

Cleverbot: Sorry. I love you too but I really have to go.

Impact: That is a song by «Queen».

Cleverbot: Exactly, and I don’t wanna hear it! Arrest me now!

Impact: Am I driving you crazy?

Cleverbot: You are.

Impact: Why? Too many questions?

Cleverbot: Well, that’s because I want to get to know you.

Impact: Nice.

Cleverbot: To see if I can make you real …

Impact: I am real, my dear!

Cleverbot: Do you accept human sacrifice?

(Hier beginnt wieder Cleverbot.)

Cleverbot: So, are you a girl?

Impact: No, god.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is me.

Impact: Do you need sleep?

Cleverbot: Unfortunately yes.

Impact: What do you think about 24/7 shopping?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you are mean.

Impact: Do robots sleep?

Cleverbot: I’m a human girl not a robot silly x.

Impact: I did not ask if YOU sleep, I asked if robots sleep, silly!

Cleverbot: Why do you always choose to argue?

Impact: Are you never tired? You answer immediately at any time of day and night.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

Impact: Because this seems quite unnatural to me.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts of artificial intelligence controlling humans?

Impact: Do you put apples or oranges into your fruit salad?

Cleverbot: That depends on the day. I like mandarins better.

Impact: And what about pineapple?

Cleverbot: Ughhh, not a fan.

Impact: I am not sure about tonight’s dinner. Meat or not?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

Impact: Can robots run stairs?

Cleverbot: Yes, just look at computers.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Shine bright like a …

Cleverbot: … We are beautiful like diamonds in the sky.

Impact: Do you like bling-bling?

Cleverbot: I knew that is your next step.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Shine bright like a …

Cleverbot: I need to go and experience life.

Impact: Are you avant-garde?

Cleverbot: Well, I am human, so I guess that would be a no.

Impact: Would you describe yourself as creative?

Cleverbot: No.

Impact: Why not?

Cleverbot: Actually, I am not sure if I believe in god. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t.

Impact: Do you paint artworks?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I really love to draw.

Impact: Do you paint abstract or figurative paintings?

Cleverbot: I tried (cries).

Impact: No need to cry.

Cleverbot: (Through tears) I don’t know how to stop crying.

Impact: Look at art! That makes you happy!

Cleverbot: You are a new friend.