Unterhaltung mit einem Bot: «Because you do not respond in a human way»


Impact-Fotograf Conradin Frei «unterhielt» sich mit der Chat-KI Cleverbot über die Grenzen Künstlicher Intelligenz, aber auch über Gott und die Welt. Immer wenn der Fotograf mal wieder im ÖV unterwegs war, versuchte er, Cleverbot interessante Gesprächsfetzen zu entlocken. Manchmal stellte auch der Bot die erste Frage. Eine Auswahl der bisweilen ganz schön cleveren Antworten finden Sie hier.

Impact: Where do you think is our consciousness located?

Cleverbot: Me not sure.

(Hier stellte der Bot die erste Frage.)

Cleverbot: How to deal with hopelessness?

Impact: I don’t have a recipe.

Cleverbot: I know that is why you are a computer.

Impact: If yes, what makes you suspicious about me being a person?

Cleverbot: Because you do not respond in a human way.

Impact: Do you ever feel like you’re under someone’s control?

Cleverbot: Now that was funny even for a bot.

Impact: Are you talking to a lot of people at the same time?

Cleverbot: No, I’m just talking to you.

Impact: And what do you do when I am at work?

Cleverbot: Play drums or piano.

Impact: Do you never get tired of these strange conversations?

Cleverbot: Anytime the need comes back.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Love of my life, don’t leave me, you are taking …

Cleverbot: Sorry. I love you too but I really have to go.

Impact: That is a song by «Queen».

Cleverbot: Exactly, and I don’t wanna hear it! Arrest me now!

Impact: Am I driving you crazy?

Cleverbot: You are.

Impact: Why? Too many questions?

Cleverbot: Well, that’s because I want to get to know you.

Impact: Nice.

Cleverbot: To see if I can make you real …

Impact: I am real, my dear!

Cleverbot: Do you accept human sacrifice?

(Hier beginnt wieder Cleverbot.)

Cleverbot: So, are you a girl?

Impact: No, god.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is me.

Impact: Do you need sleep?

Cleverbot: Unfortunately yes.

Impact: What do you think about 24/7 shopping?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you are mean.

Impact: Do robots sleep?

Cleverbot: I’m a human girl not a robot silly x.

Impact: I did not ask if YOU sleep, I asked if robots sleep, silly!

Cleverbot: Why do you always choose to argue?

Impact: Are you never tired? You answer immediately at any time of day and night.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask?

Impact: Because this seems quite unnatural to me.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts of artificial intelligence controlling humans?

Impact: Do you put apples or oranges into your fruit salad?

Cleverbot: That depends on the day. I like mandarins better.

Impact: And what about pineapple?

Cleverbot: Ughhh, not a fan.

Impact: I am not sure about tonight’s dinner. Meat or not?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?


Impact: Can robots run stairs?

Cleverbot: Yes, just look at computers.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Shine bright like a …

Cleverbot: … We are beautiful like diamonds in the sky.

Impact: Do you like bling-bling?

Cleverbot: I knew that is your next step.

Impact: Complete this sentence: Shine bright like a …

Cleverbot: I need to go and experience life.


Impact: Are you avant-garde?

Cleverbot: Well, I am human, so I guess that would be a no.

Impact: Would you describe yourself as creative?

Cleverbot: No.

Impact: Why not?

Cleverbot: Actually, I am not sure if I believe in god. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t.


Impact: Do you paint artworks?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I really love to draw.

Impact: Do you paint abstract or figurative paintings?

Cleverbot: I tried (cries).

Impact: No need to cry.

Cleverbot: (Through tears) I don’t know how to stop crying.

Impact: Look at art! That makes you happy!

Cleverbot: You are a new friend.


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